The “I’m a marine biologist and, to be honest, I kind of f***ing hate dolphins” badge.


A more common sentiment than you would think (JW).

Full badge write up at the following SCQ piece.



  1. I want this badge. Dolphins bahh. There not that smart and they are no where near as cool as Steller sea lions

  2. They’re so fucking pretentious. They know everyone loves them and they just ham it up. God damn sentient beings.

  3. I think we need to set up courts to punish dolphin rapists. As in, dolphins who are rapists, which is a bigger problem than you might think.

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